interruptingpanda:

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.
Meeting people,Doing things,The usual business.

Team Free Whatever

interruptingpanda:

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.

Meeting people,
Doing things,
The usual business.

Team Free Whatever

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

image

yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

foryoursexualinformation:

ppaction:

thisisprsnl:

New polling shows that the majority of Americans (nearly 70%), across party lines and geographic location, support legal abortion and do not want the government to restrict access to abortion. The majority of politicians who represent us however? Not so much. Let’s make it clear whose voices should really matter. H/t prochoiceamerica

There’s a disconnect here. This November, let’s fix it. 

Research candidates in your area.

foryoursexualinformation:

ppaction:

thisisprsnl:

New polling shows that the majority of Americans (nearly 70%), across party lines and geographic location, support legal abortion and do not want the government to restrict access to abortion. The majority of politicians who represent us however? Not so much. Let’s make it clear whose voices should really matter. H/t prochoiceamerica

There’s a disconnect here. This November, let’s fix it. 

Research candidates in your area.

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

rottingpizza:

hello merharu! firefighter makoto is
so close now!
[yndr rumbles in the distance] part 3 (part 1 , part 2)

rottingpizza:

hello merharu! firefighter makoto is

so close now!

[yndr rumbles in the distance] part 3 (part 1 , part 2)

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good